So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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