Plan B is the new Plan A
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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