It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Green mimosas i think yes
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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