your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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