SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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