i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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