Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up under a house in Key West
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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