dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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