YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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