Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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