My brain says no but my pants say off.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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