I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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