ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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