i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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