'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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