I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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