You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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