D3 body, D1 cock
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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