I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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