after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
being pregnant is like rehab
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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