apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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