Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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