Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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