You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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