the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
True college students do jello shots in the library
There's even glitter on my cock...
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