i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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