How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
