There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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