This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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