that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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