Do you still have your period?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
There are leaves in my underwear?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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