Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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