Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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