this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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