So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Randomize
