Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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