Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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