Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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