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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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