If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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