'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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