At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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