are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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