It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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