There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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