Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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