i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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