that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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