For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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