Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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