dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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