Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
of course. lets lasso hookers.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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