I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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