I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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