I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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