i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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