you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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