He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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